A List of Things that are Going to Make my Head Explode

Any more comments bashing the current crop of Democratic presidential candidates on the following qualities:

1. Gender
2. Race
3. Looks
4. Lack of or Excessive Display of Emotions
5. Age
6. Type of Laugh

I think I may need to take a break from following the primaries. I'm interested because I sincerely believe that there is an abundance of goodness this time around, but the last week has made me long for the days I could, in good conscience, put my fingers in my ears and bury my head in the sand.