Tuesday, June 06, 2006

A Public Service Announcement

Ladies, please! If your white pants are so thin that you must go without panties to wear them, then they are too thin to wear in public. I saw more revealed today from one woman in white pants then in 2+ years in my gym's locker room. That is a very BAD THING.

And DON'T tell me that you can't find panties. A thong, seamless bikini or brief in a color that closely matches your skin tone cannot be seen. Wear bright blue granny pants and call it a fashion statement for all I care, as long as I never have to see any woman's pubic hair through their pants ever again.

1 comment:

  1. Oh, Jenn . . . what you describe is an unspeakable horror.

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