Monday, October 01, 2007

Tonight on the 46D

Dear Steelers Groupie,

It is really sweet that you are such a devoted fan of the Steelers' organization. And good for you for somehow managing to get yourself an “in” with the team.

However, I posit the suggestion that pimping out one of your girlfriends to Casey Hampton via a cell phone conversation on the 46D at 7:30 PM is probably a bad idea. As is disclosing numerous and easily verifiable facts about his personal life.

And what kind of friend are you anyway, hooking up a girlfriend with a man in a committed relationship? Don't you want better for her? What is wrong with Charlie Batch?

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